Wednesday, January 6, 2010
For the past three days, I've been acquired to perform my duties as a child driver, homework pusher, teacher and listener to return the wage for my mistress.
I like her kids.
BUT I HAVE A LIFE!
Yes, now I refer her as my mistress.
She has been gossiping and talking bad all day long, making me think what a wonderful day to fill some ear wax.
The thing is, she is the wife of head PIBG in all schools along Cheras area, quite a big and generous man.
But the wife has been too much.
She has offended teachers, head masters, guards, even canteen aunties has not been able to escape from the mercy of her evil tongue.
Her nonsense way of talking her bad traits into good ones are incredibly honorable to me.
She blames her daughter's English teacher for not picking her in English Competition.
She asks me favors.
Colorful ones, LIKE: MAKE A DAUGHTER OF HER RICH CEO FRIEND WHO IS NOW IN MY CLASS THE MONITOR JUST BECAUSE.
AND: HELP HER ASK THE ENGLISH TEACHER OF HER DAUGHTER TO GIVE HER A PLACE IN KOKO
JUST BECAUSE.
AND: LOOK AFTER THEIR KIDS 24/7, RIGHT AFTER MY WORK, JUST BECAUSE!
I have a LIFE! Makes me want to say
GET A LIFE!
GET OUT OF MY LIFE!
I WON'T HELP YOU ATTAIN YOUR EVIL PLANS JUST BECAUSE YOU LET ME LIVE UNDER YOUR ROOF, FEED ME AND SPARE ME SOME WATER!
And imagine that, it's only the third day.
And I'm using more big case letters more than I ever in my life.
